In a blatant move to pander to my burgeoning audience, I took a little something known as the Political Compass Questionnaire. In other words, it will tell you if you are politically dangerously unstable and should submit one's self to a mental asylum. The test itself is not overly complex, and only takes a few minutes, but you might find yourself wasting precious minutes thinking or laughing at the odd questions presented to you. Here's a couple of questions for your consideration...
- No one chooses his or her country of birth, so it's foolish to be proud of it.
There's a tough one to start off with, as I thought it raised an interesting question. Patriotism is something that is instilled into us a lot more than it used to nowadays, and there are times when I do feel a strong love for this wide brown land of ours... But it is not necessarily true for each individual. - Our race has many superior qualities, compared with other races.
Hmm... if you put down 'Strongly Agree' on this one, make sure your cloak and pointy hood are brightly bleached fresh out of the wash, there's another clan meeting in your local cell, I'm sure. - All people have their rights, but it is better for all of us that different sorts of people should keep to their own kind.
Ah, more redneck propaganda. Sadly, this kind of talk is not new among certain corners of politics. - People with serious inheritable disabilities should not be allowed to reproduce.
You wonder how many people actually found it in their cold soulless hearts to tick the 'Strongly Agree' on this one. As soon as someone manages to argue being ugly is a disability, then you're in trouble... - Mothers may have careers, but their first duty is to be homemakers.
The term 'Deliberately Barren' comes to mind in this instance. - It is important that my child's school instills religious values.
This happens to be an argument for some parents to send their kids to private religious schools, since all secular government schools are bound to be void of any moral foundation whatsoever. After all, the leader of our country attended a public school, so by extension he must be one of the most immoral people around. Strangely some people might happen to agree with that one...