From the people who brought you Bacon Spray and Colostomy Jet Packs, we now present you with the latest in food cross promotional branding! I'd explain it in text, but who can be bothered typing out their own material when you can simply copy and paste chat transcripts? But there's no need to rephrase such brilliance when you have a conversation like this...



[Fire Moth] If you eat like a noob, you will be owned like a noob[Hail to the King, baby!]: back


Justin - Coolness is to be measured in GigaFonzies: wb


X: yeah

X: eww halo 3


Me: lol

Me: halo the movie?


X: lol


Me: halo the breakfast cereal?


X: that would be a laugh

X: hahaha

X: breakfast cereal


Me: little master chiefs for breakfast


X: a noob in every box


Me: hahaha

Me: little grunts in each bite


X: mmm!

X: it tastes so nooooby!


Me: hehehe

Me: i reckon the jagged edges of the characters would choke most ppl who tried to eat it


X: lol


Me: which is a good thing


X: yeah


Me: it'd kill off most of the halo fanbase


X: cause you deserve it if your eating halo cereal

X: hahaha yes


Me: hahaha



Since then in my crassness I also came up with the idea of Halo branded contraceptives, but the chances of such a product being used are fairly negligible to say the least. I should probably also state that we don't hate Halo as much as the above conversation sounds, it's just not worth all that fanatical adoration, that's all.

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