From the people who brought you Bacon Spray and Colostomy Jet Packs, we now present you with the latest in food cross promotional branding! I'd explain it in text, but who can be bothered typing out their own material when you can simply copy and paste chat transcripts? But there's no need to rephrase such brilliance when you have a conversation like this...
[Fire Moth] If you eat like a noob, you will be owned like a noob[Hail to the King, baby!]: back
Justin - Coolness is to be measured in GigaFonzies: wb
X: yeah
X: eww halo 3
Me: lol
Me: halo the movie?
X: lol
Me: halo the breakfast cereal?
X: that would be a laugh
X: hahaha
X: breakfast cereal
Me: little master chiefs for breakfast
X: a noob in every box
Me: hahaha
Me: little grunts in each bite
X: mmm!
X: it tastes so nooooby!
Me: hehehe
Me: i reckon the jagged edges of the characters would choke most ppl who tried to eat it
X: lol
Me: which is a good thing
X: yeah
Me: it'd kill off most of the halo fanbase
X: cause you deserve it if your eating halo cereal
X: hahaha yes
Me: hahaha
Since then in my crassness I also came up with the idea of Halo branded contraceptives, but the chances of such a product being used are fairly negligible to say the least. I should probably also state that we don't hate Halo as much as the above conversation sounds, it's just not worth all that fanatical adoration, that's all.